Holidays from Glasgow, a virtual world and dance offs

So this weeks blog is another random one, these blogs are pretty random aren't they but oh well haha. To start with I want to talk about my funny night on Saturday night, I went to this surprise wedding anniversary do,so we was all sat quiet and poised ready for when the person in question walked through the door, not a pin drop was heard and the lights were off and then she walks in and I could tell straight away that she wasn't at all surprised, it turns out she had known about it all along, I mean how stupid! So the night mainly consisted of drinking 13 southern comfort and lemonades, 3 vodkas and 2 shots followed by a dance off with my friend that got very messy, let's face it I'm no changing Tatum! Then later on we headed to town and as soon as I got there I felt sober as a judge( are judges actually always sober) and then I realised town looked honorific and the thought of tea and toast in bed seemed far more appealing! I think I've got to the point where town is only good if your absolutely off your face which after 13 southern comforts you would think I would be, once I had 4 ciders and I was dying for the whole next day, I mean what's that all about?! Also when I was out I kept thinking to myself I bet the majority of these girls that go out look absolutely nothing without all the makeup and tan they have applied with a trowel, sorry but that's the way I see it! My next point is about holidays, I have been looking for a last minute deal and I've noticed that every flight seems to depart from Glasgow, I mean why Glasgow, surely it is less cost effective from all the way up in Glasgow rather than just setting off from London right? I just don't understand it at all, is there something about Glasgow that i don't know about, like it has it's own special flight path to get to Spain that the airports everywhere else don't. Hmm it's a mystery and rather annoying as I don't really want to travel all the way to Glasgow to then travel back down again on the actual plane! Stupid this it. Enough said. My next point is about the Olympics or rather team GB, you know those two letters that are on every item you ever pick up, I mean why can't they just say great Britain, it's like we are embarrassed of the fact so we call it GB to get down with the cool kids, speaking of the Olympics I'm not saying anything bad about it but Is it really necessary for them to mention it every 3 seconds of every day and count down constantly, I ,dan about 10% of our country have probably got tickets to go see it and the rest of us will watch it in the background on our tvs so why is everyone so obsessed by it? My final point this week is about everyone's becoming obsession with the world that is twitter, yes that social network site that is fast becoming more popular than Facebook, your whole life in 140 characters or less told to the world, the thing I am still finding bizarre about twitter is the fact that anyone in the world can follow you without having to request first, I mean how do they come across you in the first place, do they scour the net looking for you, or do they just think she looks ok il follow her, but these people always have about 3 followers to there name so how can they possibly find you in the first place? It's so strange. Then there is people's obsession with celebrities, twitter is full of 12 year old girls constantly asking for one direction to follow them, the thing I don't get is why they think that saying sentences such as " if you follow me I will sleep better tonight" will get them a follow is beyond me, I mean seriously?! If you was famous and you had hundreds of girls saying these type of things to you everyday wouldnt you think they was a bit crazy? And then there's them girls that actually write down the date that Liam or someone followed, I mean what are they actually benefitting from someone famous following them? All they are benefiting from is them being big headed that is all! And really if someone does happen to follow you it's by pure luck at the most, imagine you have 500+ mentions, your not going to read them all are you, your just going to pick one, and if that one happens to be some girl then that is the only reason they follow, another point is say these people do follow you what does that mean? It's just a virtual world, they are not speaking to you in real life, the picture you have up is most likely fake or edited and what you write about yourself is probably fake as well so at the end of the day it means nothing! End of Right time to put the kettle on I think! Sarah xoxo